My Brilliant Screenplay
on June 30, 2014 in Misc
"MY BRILLIANT SCREENPLAY"
INT. HOME OFFICE - EVENING
A SMALL DESK LAMP SPARKS ON. We see a feminine hand move
from the lamp to a keyboard.
PULL BACK to see a glowing computer screen. It is blank,
then words appear on it.
It was a dark and stormy night...
PULL BACK to see that we are looking over the shoulder
of a woman typing. We can't see her face, yet we are
aware that she is beautiful, her figure stunning,
her air mysterious, alluring.
ANOTHER ANGLE. We are in a book-lined study with an
expensive oak desk and luxurious objets d'art.
From a distant room we can hear music playing--a
French chanteuse from a bygone era.
ANOTHER ANGLE. We see near the woman a lady's
WATCH on the desk inkpad, a FOUNTAIN PEN, and
a small CRYSTAL BOTTLED marked HOLY WATER.
Suddenly we hear an indistinguishable MURMUR
from just behind her.
The Woman turns her head, listens.
The music ends. Silence. She turns back to her
desk. The WATCH and FOUNTAIN PEN have vanished.
She GASPS. Looks around. The WATCH dangles from
a window latch. The FOUNTAIN PEN sits on a
She picks up the bottle of holy water as if
it were a weapon. Slowly rises.
Come out, come out, wherever you are...
Seriously, guys, I wish this were an accurate description of me writing my screenplay.
But the good news is, because I whipped this out for my blog post, I got kind of
inspired and FINALLY started my real ghost story screenplay.
What about you? Have you ever just been goofing around with something
and then... suddenly... out of nowhere and with NO DRAMA WHATSOEVER...
You start a new story.
If only the rest of my life were this easy.
Have a great week.